Nitwit and Tweak

thearcanetheory: imaslowcheetah: Signed BAD HORSE I have...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:16:25 -0400

thearcanetheory:

imaslowcheetah:

Signed BAD HORSE

I have been waiting for this gifset for a long time.

captainmjolnir: variablejabberwocky: hypotheticalwoman: 3rdrudy: emerald-observance: 3rdru...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:23:22 -0400

captainmjolnir: variablejabberwocky: hypotheticalwoman: 3rdrudy: emerald-observance: 3rdru...

forteglyceride: nsfwsb: tumblr does for social justice what peta does for animal rights this is...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:47:18 -0400

forteglyceride: nsfwsb: tumblr does for social justice what peta does for animal rights this is...

wishingmoon: Things have been taken to a whole new level out...

Fri, 17 May 2013 04:14:53 -0400

wishingmoon:

Things have been taken to a whole new level out here in College Park. Someone has sacrifice a deep frier to testudo. We are all very desperate during this finals times

ashesrashes: Lmao I love my school. #umd #testudo #finals (at...

Fri, 17 May 2013 04:14:41 -0400

ashesrashes:

Lmao I love my school. #umd #testudo #finals (at Steps of McKeldin)

thearcanetheory: fuckyeahjewishhistory: Today I learned that...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:13:14 -0400

thearcanetheory:

fuckyeahjewishhistory:

Today I learned that I’m the Avatar

Holy shit.

Sometimes I want to yell at my parents or just throw up my hands and fucking leave but then I...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:42:45 -0400

Sometimes I want to yell at my parents or just throw up my hands and fucking leave but then I...

justanotherrotgfreak: tardis-stole-my-mind: savingpeopleeatingpie: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:00:43 -0400

justanotherrotgfreak: tardis-stole-my-mind: savingpeopleeatingpie: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:...

francisabernathys: theparisreview: In a note to Fitzgerald,...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:54:52 -0400

francisabernathys:

theparisreview:

In a note to Fitzgerald, Hemingway shows he was better at being aggressive than passive-aggressive.

For more of this morning’s roundup, click here.

“Hemingway once sent F. Scott Fitzgerald a typescript of A Farewell to Arms. Fitzgerald sent back ten pages of edits and comments, signing off with “A beautiful book it is!” You can see Hemingway’s first reaction above (signed EH). In later drafts, it seems, he took some of Fitzgerald’s advice to heart.”

cognitivedissonance: lemondifficult: bidenette: Le...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:46:05 -0400

cognitivedissonance:

lemondifficult:

bidenette:

Le boom.

Oh snap

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:43:53 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

christhecreep: of all the random fucking things to write into...

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:15:18 -0400

christhecreep:

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite

subterraneanbunnypig: Nailed it.

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:09:03 -0400

subterraneanbunnypig:

Nailed it.

neil-gaiman: mercurialme: I knew y’all would have a gif set of...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:12:42 -0400

neil-gaiman:

mercurialme:

I knew y’all would have a gif set of this by morning.

Truth.

docloudscomeinpurple: Hipster Disney Princess - THE MUSICAL (by...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:03:38 -0400

docloudscomeinpurple:

Hipster Disney Princess - THE MUSICAL (by AVbyte)

No joke, this has been one of my favorite videos for the past week and a half

guiltyhipster: “Are you a hobo?” “Bitch, I might be.”

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:14:04 -0400

guiltyhipster: “Are you a hobo?” “Bitch, I might be.”

enenkay: shortformblog: politicalprof: jeffmiller: This is...

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:53:49 -0400

enenkay:

shortformblog:

politicalprof:

jeffmiller:

This is the secret to life.

Politicalprof: David Foster Wallace explains it all to you. Listen.

There is no way to overstate how much we recommend taking 10 minutes to watch this video.

I’m really glad I watched this, and I think people have nothing to lose and all the more to gain from doing the same.

colchrishadfield: Chris and Tom, helmet lights doing their best...

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:02:40 -0400

colchrishadfield:

Chris and Tom, helmet lights doing their best to light the universe on the dark side of the Earth.

thearcanetheory: disgustinghuman: elgin-marbles: coleytangerin...

Tue, 14 May 2013 05:07:35 -0400

thearcanetheory:

disgustinghuman:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins:

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.

I screwed the barmaid.

Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.

I screwed a lot of girls here.

Sollemnes, you screw well!

Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

There is a website with all of the graffiti

no way

I fucking love Pompeii’s graffiti

One of my favourites was of “Sicula (which translates to “little sow”) urges you to vote for THIS DUDE,” [I forgot his name, sorry] and my professor speculated that she might have been one of the city prostitutes to graffitti her opinion on the walls or something, but I just find the whole thing hilarious as fuck.

Romans. Bless ‘em.

Sigh, IQA:All the Regions page, sometimes you can get pretty ridiculous

Tue, 14 May 2013 01:57:22 -0400

myquidditchlife: Seriously, when Benny and Mitch are the voices of reason and sensibility on a...